The Huffin’ Puffins have officially confirmed the first item from the highly anticipated Fall 2026 Drop: a pair of dangerously short, team-branded jean shorts.
Featuring the Huffin’ Puffins logo embroidered directly onto the leg, the new jorts are expected to become the unofficial uniform of players, fans, parking-lot spectators and anyone who believes four inches of denim is more than enough.
Despite early promotional photos featuring the women’s cut, team officials have stressed that the shorts are for both men and women.
“These aren’t women’s shorts. These aren’t men’s shorts. These are Puffins shorts,” a team spokesperson said. “If you have legs, we have jorts.”
The shorts will be available soon in the official Huffin’ Puffins Team Shop as part of the Fall 2026 Collection, with additional questionable merchandise expected to be announced in the coming weeks.
THE GOLDEN BALL
Adding to the excitement, a limited number of Fall 2026 orders will include a ball hockey ball.
But one package will contain something different:
🟡 THE GOLDEN BALL
Hidden somewhere in the Fall 2026 Drop will be a special golden ball hockey ball personally signed by Team Captain Tom Hill.
The lucky person who finds it will receive the ultimate Huffin’ Puffins prize:
ONE (1) BEER IN THE XBHL PARKING LOT
That’s it.
One beer.
In the parking lot.
The organization has confirmed there is no cash alternative, no second beer and absolutely no transportation included.
Winner must be of legal drinking age.
HUFFIN’ PUFFINS MERCH DROP FALL 2026
